Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply
Boys lie more, girls lie better…
Tragedy is when i cut my finger,comedy is when you fall in a sewer and die.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
The only ship i need is a scholarship
So, if watermelon exists why dont airmelon, firemelon and earthmelon exist? The elemelons
Oh God. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.